terça-feira, março 16, 2010

Umas piadinhas de voo...

The Fall of Icarus by *Ecthelian @ DeviantArt
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Every time something like this happens I am reminded of the often-used line that says flying is a much safer way of travel than driving. Really?! Here is a list of things to consider:

  1. You can’t pull over and stop if there is something wrong with the airplane.
  2. If you find out the pilot is drunk in mid flight, you can’t ask to be let off the plane.
  3. You don’t have to worry about your landing gear deploying if you are traveling by car.
  4. If your car breaks down on the road, it coast to a gentle stop at the side of the road (or, at worst, in the middle of the road)
  5. If your car’s engine stops you don’t plunge 30,000 feet to your death.
  6. If you run out of fuel, you don’t plunge 30,000 feet to your death.
  7. If your car becomes inoperative for any reason, you don’t plunge 30,000 feet to your death. See a pattern?
  8. When traveling by car, you are never in danger of sucking a bird into your engine and crashing.
  9. If you hit something with your car it’s most likely not going to be a mountain.
  10. In a car you won’t experience heart-stopping turbulence.

But at least you can use your seat cushion as a flotation device, in the extremely unlikely event of a water landing where you are not torn limb from limb.

1 comentário:

Kelita disse...

:D opá.. é assustador.. mas giro!!